The kingdom has chosen its champions

Clash of MEME

A sword-waving Doge wanders into a feud of the internet's oldest faces.

Lines of Command

Every campaign act is chronicled as law. Each banner answers to a familiar face. Maps redraw with every post, and so disputes end with louder blades and firmer ranks.

Ticker → $COM Battlefield → The Meme Kingdom High Command → Pointing toward three banners. Main Weapon → One loyal sword, no rulebook. Victory Condition → Hold the final caption.

Courtyard War

At midday Doge claimed the courtyard because no one else had reserved it. Pepe stationed on the wall, Wojaks carved paths in the lawn, Trollface stood watch at the bridge. By nightfall each side declared triumph. The crown sat forgotten on a chair while Doge rehearsed the speech for a war he only half understood.

Doge Wields Steel◆ Pepe Holds the Wall◆ Wojaks Tend the Lawn◆ Trollface Watches the Bridge◆ Doge Takes the Courtyard◆ Crown Nobody Claims◆ Doge Wields Steel◆ Pepe Holds the Wall◆ Wojaks Tend the Lawn◆ Trollface Watches the Bridge◆ Doge Takes the Courtyard◆ Crown Nobody Claims◆

Clash of MEME

The crown waits. Doge does not.